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Don’t Cry Eat Koochie: Kiss the Queen
$85.00
Denim crown. Green corduroy brim. The instructions are on the front.
Wear it like a warning. Or an invitation. Depends who's asking.
Not for everyone. Gone when it's gone.
Collector's Bag — canvas, cotton drawstring. Keeps the crown from crushing.
Kiss The Queen Pin — hard enamel, 2.5". Five colors, raised gold. Double-post back.
The Full Set — hat, bag, and pin. $115 instead of $120. Ships free.
📦 Shipping
🗓 Ships: 24–48 hours with tracking updates via email and text.
Flat-rate $10. Free on orders $105+.