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The Blind Date | Mystery Box
$165.00 USD
The Double Take: add a second hat, get it 25% off.
You don't get to pick. That's the point.
Every box holds the Feline Preferred hat and at least one Don't Cry Eat Koochie hat. No doubles. You find out the rest when you open it.
Choose your box
- 3 Hats, $165, ships free. Three different hats. The same three at full price come to $245 or more.
- 2 Hats + Apparel, $140, ships free. Two different hats, plus the Nylon Shorts or the Queens Heritage Tee in your size. Full price for the same pieces: $215 or more.
Three hats, three people. Holiday gifts, handled.
What could be inside
- Feline Preferred (in every box). Hickory stripe, red suede brim, cream merrow patch, leather strap.
- Don't Cry Eat Koochie: Summer Love. Navy corduroy, mustard suede brim, green suede underbrim.
- Don't Cry Eat Koochie: Kiss the Queen. Waxed navy denim, forest green corduroy brim.
- The chase. A few boxes hold a Pussy Preferred V2. Two hold the last Black Goddess V2s.
- Apparel. Black nylon shorts with a red drawcord, or the heavyweight Queens Heritage Tee. The tee runs small, so between sizes, size up.
Everything is new, full-run stock, never worn. Limited boxes. When they're gone, they're gone.
Mystery boxes are final sale. Shorts and tees can be exchanged for a different size within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags.
Shipping: Most orders ship in 1 to 3 business days, tracked by email and text. Every box ships free. Box shown is for illustration; packaging may vary.